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Who’s Sorry Now? Who’s Sorry Now?

Who tries to lie his way out any how?

Who ridicules we plebs and fools

By breaking his own laws and rules?

Is this the end? Shafted by friends?

Is this your terminal bow?

Run out of laughs? Too many gaffes?

Too late that you’re sorry now.


You hope and pray the facts that Sue Gray

Finds out about last May keep your exit away

“Why all this fuss?” asks that Liz Truss

But, Boris, that won’t wash with us;

And your lap-dog, Jacob Rees-Mogg

Will throw you under the bus

You’ll hop the bough; so ciao, Boris, ciao;

Too late that you’re sorry now.


Then in the week that Phil the Greek

Got planted your staff fanned the row

They partied on so you’ll soon be gone;

I’ll bet that you’re sorry now.




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John Coopey

Sat 15th Jan 2022 11:49

Anyone will do, Kevin.
And thanks for the Like, Stephen A.

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kJ Walker

Sat 15th Jan 2022 09:11

He'll find some other mug to fall on their sword. He showed no remorse whatsoever.

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John Coopey

Sat 15th Jan 2022 08:39

I do enjoy an Eton Mess, John.

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John Botterill

Sat 15th Jan 2022 00:05

It's all a bit of an Eton mess isn't it?
Good poem. John.

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John Coopey

Fri 14th Jan 2022 23:40

Thankyou, Greg and MC. I honestly think he is sorry - sorry he’s been caught. Why else apologise 18 months on and not in May 2020? What makes him more sorry now than then ?

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 14th Jan 2022 20:21

He apologised in the Commons - but who heard him actually say that simple word "sorry"? 😐

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Greg Freeman

Fri 14th Jan 2022 20:11

Nice work, John. Trouble is, he's not sorry. Not even now. It was all an act in the Commons.

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John Coopey

Fri 14th Jan 2022 18:04

Thankyou, Stephen.

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Stephen Gospage

Fri 14th Jan 2022 17:56

A classic of its kind, John, just like its subject (i.e. spoiled, over-indulged public schoolboy).

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