Get outta my life
This royal scandal’s causing such strife;
I’m a toff, girl
Just bugger off, girl.
You say you met me when much younger,
When you were only 17
And when we danced together close I’d get
And dripped with sweat
You say that I should now come clean.
You say I’m friends with Jeffrey Epstein
The allegation makes me wince;
You say you were procured by that Ghislaine-
A vicious stain
Upon the stature of a prince.