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Young girl

Get outta my life

This royal scandal’s causing such strife;

I’m a toff, girl

Just bugger off, girl.


You say you met me when much younger,

When you were only 17

And when we danced together close I’d get

And dripped with sweat

You say that I should now come clean.


Young girl……….


You say I’m friends with Jeffrey Epstein

The allegation makes me wince;

You say you were procured by that Ghislaine-

A vicious stain

Upon the stature of a prince.


Young girl………




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John Coopey

Sun 9th Jan 2022 22:04

It will be interesting, Stephen and MC, to see if this “settlement” between her and Epstein allows him to dodge the bullet of being questioned.
And thanks for the Like, Stephen A.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 9th Jan 2022 17:44

It has been reported that Prince Andrew suffers from an overblown ego. On one occasion he was said to have lost his
cool when challenged one evening in the grounds of Buck House
by security who didn't recognise him at the outset. No "Thanks
for taking the trouble to make sure who I was." Ego...that great
precursor of hubris!!

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Stephen Gospage

Sun 9th Jan 2022 17:07

Great humour, John. I think that 'It was a convenient place to stay' (from the Newsnight interview) could become the epitath for this whole sordid affair.

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John Coopey

Sun 9th Jan 2022 16:09

Thanks for your thoughts, Leon and MC.
And thanks for the Likes, Tom and Julie.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 9th Jan 2022 13:35

Old 'uns will recall the nickname that was applied to the
younger Prince Andrew - "Randy Andy". I enjoyed the very
inventive use of this old pop song. And it also took me back to
an old advertising jingle for a home cleaning product called
"Handy Andy"!! - which, I seem to remember, goes something
like this:
'Handy Andy, strong little gentle man
Cleans your whole house cleaner than
A whole lot of other cleaners can.' (Sheer poetry! 😃)

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Sun 9th Jan 2022 12:34

Be careful Johnny boy! if you ain't covered by the ( murdered ) Epstein deal you and the Sultan of Brunei might get yer collars felt! or worse still there'll not be an invite to Andys £17 million quid ski lodge


keep on arse-kicking Coopey!

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John Coopey

Sat 8th Jan 2022 23:54

Thanks, Keith. I suspect that's the knighthood down the Swanee.
And thanks for the Like, Holden and Kevin.

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keith jeffries

Sat 8th Jan 2022 22:41

An injection of humour is much appreciated into this torrid affair.
Thank you John

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