My biggest disappointment? Seeing
that the Monster Raving Loony party
had come last at Old Bexley & Sidcup.
No longer crazy enough, compared
to all the others. But then
I had a flash of realisation
(It doesn’t happen often). The
Monster Raving Loonies aren’t
bringing up the rear – they’re
the biggest party in parliament!
Michael Fabricant, Bill Cash, Steve Baker,
Desmond Swayne, Edward Leigh,
Jacob Rees-Mogg, Priti Patel,
Michael Gove, Nadine Dorries …
led by the biggest
Monster Raving Loony
of them all! And don’t forget the
latest government health advice:
Let the Christmas parties rip!
Snog the one you’re with!
Michael Fabricant is aged 71