Spreading It Around

 

Yesterday

I saw a neighbor going out

to get the mail with a mask on

it was sunny, it was bright

it was warm with no one else was around

and yet there she was

fully masked

I guess she thought Covid lived at the Post Office

and was delivered by the postal carrier

and that's how it spread across the country so fast

it would also explain

why sometimes your packages are torn open

it's the Virus

looking for your stimulus check.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Leon Kamm

Thu 22nd Apr 2021 21:07

People have become scared of their own shadows.

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Thu 22nd Apr 2021 20:37

I tend to wear a mask just to take my bins out, but to be fair I have a communal stairway to navigate (someone might start coming in before I have finished going out) and also might meet someone on the tight pavement on the way to the communal bins too, plus we have a lot of elderly residents so...

was probably hand sanitiser, Stephen (Or perhaps not)

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 22nd Apr 2021 17:45

Oh dear. I do the same thing. During the first lockdown I also wore PPE and carried a hand grenade. (OK, perhaps I didn't).

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 22nd Apr 2021 17:24

Hi-yo. But no need for you to enquire "Who was that masked woman?" 😏

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