Just think of how the advert might have gone
Retired but not yet tired?
Got a few evenings spare?
Must enjoy outdoor activities
Conscientious sleigh driver not afraid of heights
Must be kind to children
Good with animals,
Sense of humour required.
Perks of Job: Secluded accomodation,
World wide travel at the drop of a hat,
Guaranteed to keep you young at heart
And all the mince pies you can eat.
Candidates must sign a non-disclosure agreement
Before attending interview.