Secretly Wanted

Just think of how the advert might have gone
Retired but not yet tired?
Got a few evenings spare?
Must enjoy outdoor activities
Uniform supplied.

Conscientious sleigh driver not afraid of heights
Must be kind to children
Good with animals,
Sense of humour required.

Perks of Job: Secluded accomodation,
World wide travel at the drop of a hat,
Guaranteed to keep you young at heart
And all the mince pies you can eat.

Candidates must sign a non-disclosure agreement
Before attending interview.
 

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◄ Seasons Greetings 2020

Time Could Last Forever ►

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Mon 25th Jan 2021 07:46

Thank you M.C for your comment. I agree that would be an important consideration 😁

Thank you also to Philipos, John Andrew Nield and J.D Bardo for clicking 'Like' for this poem. 🎄

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 25th Dec 2020 17:29

A fun nod to the most famous (after JC of course) Christmas character. Might add - "Must not suffer from travel sickness". 😊

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