On a visit to the Morrison’s I took a bloke to task -
The dozy twat had no idea of how to wear his mask;
He wore it underneath his nose; I asked him in the shop
If he wore his underpants with his prick flopped out the top.
No one would dare do this in Waitrose, not that I've tried.
Well done, John. You should qualify as a "sensible" celebrity to promote the vaccine!
I assume at your age, Brian, you are getting prepared for an urgent appointment with your bladder.
Thanks for the Likes, Branwell and Stephen.
<Deleted User> (18980)
Sun 29th Nov 2020 19:38
I do John, because as an ex-Boy Scout my motto is 'Be Prepared'
Thanks, MC and Paul. And for the Likes, Kevin and JD.
Ha-ha...a little gem of its type.
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John Coopey
Mon 30th Nov 2020 18:56
Not sure I’ve explained this properly, Stephen and Paul. I’m not suggesting men are wandering around Morrison’s with their todgers hanging over their trolleys. Although I am told some of the old ladies have been seen wearing their bras under their baps.