HE'S A LIABILITY - GET HIM OUT OF HERE

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On a visit to the Morrison’s I took a bloke to task -

The dozy twat had no idea of how to wear his mask;

He wore it underneath his nose; I asked him in the shop

If he wore his underpants with his prick flopped out the top.

◄ THE NOB NURSE

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Paul Sayer

Mon 30th Nov 2020 20:26

THIS... This is the only reason I keep coming here. 🤣

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John Coopey

Mon 30th Nov 2020 18:56

Not sure I’ve explained this properly, Stephen and Paul. I’m not suggesting men are wandering around Morrison’s with their todgers hanging over their trolleys. Although I am told some of the old ladies have been seen wearing their bras under their baps.

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Paul Sayer

Mon 30th Nov 2020 17:54

I did try it, Stephen. Cor blimey it gets chilly near the frozen isles.

A lady was asking for a large portion of blue vein at the cheese counter for some reason she was talking to the assistant and looking at me.

What?

Oops! Sorry looks like I got wrong... again!

Silly Po.

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Stephen Gospage

Mon 30th Nov 2020 17:16

No one would dare do this in Waitrose, not that I've tried.

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Stephen Gospage

Mon 30th Nov 2020 17:15

Well done, John. You should qualify as a "sensible" celebrity to promote the vaccine!

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John Coopey

Sun 29th Nov 2020 20:40

I assume at your age, Brian, you are getting prepared for an urgent appointment with your bladder.
Thanks for the Likes, Branwell and Stephen.

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Brian Maryon

Sun 29th Nov 2020 19:38

I do John, because as an ex-Boy Scout my motto is 'Be Prepared'

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John Coopey

Sun 29th Nov 2020 18:25

Thanks, MC and Paul. And for the Likes, Kevin and JD.

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Paul Sayer

Sun 29th Nov 2020 16:20

Another Cock-a-Mamie tale.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 29th Nov 2020 15:59

Ha-ha...a little gem of its type.

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