On a visit to the Morrison’s I took a bloke to task -
The dozy twat had no idea of how to wear his mask;
He wore it underneath his nose; I asked him in the shop
If he wore his underpants with his prick flopped out the top.
Not sure I’ve explained this properly, Stephen and Paul. I’m not suggesting men are wandering around Morrison’s with their todgers hanging over their trolleys. Although I am told some of the old ladies have been seen wearing their bras under their baps.
I did try it, Stephen. Cor blimey it gets chilly near the frozen isles.
A lady was asking for a large portion of blue vein at the cheese counter for some reason she was talking to the assistant and looking at me.
What?
Oops! Sorry looks like I got wrong... again!
Silly Po.
No one would dare do this in Waitrose, not that I've tried.
Well done, John. You should qualify as a "sensible" celebrity to promote the vaccine!
I assume at your age, Brian, you are getting prepared for an urgent appointment with your bladder.
Thanks for the Likes, Branwell and Stephen.
I do John, because as an ex-Boy Scout my motto is 'Be Prepared'
Thanks, MC and Paul. And for the Likes, Kevin and JD.
Another Cock-a-Mamie tale.
Ha-ha...a little gem of its type.
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Paul Sayer
Mon 30th Nov 2020 20:26
THIS... This is the only reason I keep coming here. 🤣