WriteOutLoud Women Blues

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A re-post from 2013 and featuring Yours Truly on slide guitar.  I have not had any offers yet.

 

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

She could lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.

 

I’d take down her pantoums and jiggle her spondees for fun

She’d mouth both my rondels and my phaleucian

We’d make the two-backed couplet until completion.

 

Now people if you are wondering why this poor boy has vowed

To work his way through all the girls who frequent WriteOutLoud

The answer, my friends, is plain to see

I’m a true cunning linguist; I just love poetry.

 

I’d love that woman when she’s in expletive mode

Or with her sestina they’d do a Sapphic ode

I’d play with her caesura till my diction explodes.

 

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

She can lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.

◄ "WE-WON-THE-WAR-IN-1954"

DONALD THE ELEPHANT (TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP) ►

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Paul Sayer

Wed 21st Oct 2020 22:27

I'd just love to slide upon your ...


What?

Nothing dear I've just got an itch.

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 21st Oct 2020 21:40

JC - it must have been a mental connection between the guitar
work you employ and some latent recall of the mention by GF of his part in that particular track. Keep on keeping on!!

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John Coopey

Tue 20th Oct 2020 16:53

I’ve had that effect on women all my life, Greg.
Not I, MC. It is, in fact, young Greg below who appeared as a backing singer for Chuck Berry on “My Ding-a-Ling”.
And thanks for the Like, Stephen Gospage.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 20th Oct 2020 11:58

Any blues I may have experienced lately have been driven away by
this action replay. Whoo-hooo. Roll over, Chuck - and ring your
Ding-a-ling!

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Greg Freeman

Tue 20th Oct 2020 11:37

So that's where all the women on Write Out Loud have gone, John ... you've driven them away!

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John Coopey

Tue 20th Oct 2020 10:39

Brian - You’re quite right. I have been too fascist by half in my sexual preferences.
Stephen - I shall carry on carrying on.

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Brian Maryon

Tue 20th Oct 2020 09:02

John...your problem is that you have narrowed your field of potential candidates to just one gender type. Try appealing to the other 56.

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Stephen Atkinson

Mon 19th Oct 2020 22:20

Ooh matron! Carry on poetry!

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