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Today we’ll learn to build a wordstone wall,

substantial as the one before you now.

It must survive hard frosts; wild gales and squalls;

ride seismic shifts; endure the shunts of cows.

 

First we think about what it’s for.

The purpose might be to keep your chattels penned

or keep intruders out.

It may define the boundaries of your tract

or simply be aesthetic.

Consider this the “message”.

 

Then we plot its layout

(plot, of course, is synonymous with narrative).

It must begin one place and end someplace 

which may be the same place

or may be any place other.

Do we bend it around obstacles

or grub the obstacles out?

In difficult terrain

will we take the easy route

by following the contours,

or head direct for our destination 

up and down the slopes?

Remember: there is always more than one route

from intro to conclusion!

 

Then we lay a sturdy foundation,

an integral trope to underpin the entirety.

It must run solid and level 

from one end to the other.

Look at the one I’ve put in here.

Stand on it, jump up and down on it:

it should not move.

  

our                                         turn blocks.   to Let’s             building now

    scattered   lying   words   Stones wall. vocabulary are  randomly   of   the

  organise         We them      structure. into an must                    orderly 

 

To do this we arrange them in “courses”,

by which I mean horizontal lines

which should fit together precisely,

each distinct and self-contained

but nesting snugly with its neighbours.

 

A good wall is in fact two walls:

two “faces” that lean in towards each other.

Two-facèdness in people is considered a failing

but this ambiguity in our wall makes it sturdy.

 

It’s vital we station some through-stones to couple the faces:

substantial great blocks that can bridge the whole width of the job

and hold it together. They must be at regular intervals:

almost a rhythm but better described as a metre.

Positioning them too much apart you will diminish the effectiveness of them:

more closely placed they make a stronger wall.

 

And don’t neglect the “hearting”: smaller shards

of rock that pack the void between the faces,

articles as vital as the rest,

conjunctives in the grammar of this craft.

You must ensure the hearting’s firm, compact,

and always filled up level with the course.

Waller ignores pays price.

 

Then finally we mount the crowning glory:

the heavy capstones I deem mandatory 

(though most of my compeers insist they’re not

and all their walls collapse for want of them.)

The capstones may be raw, unfinished boulders

to lend the wall a thrill of rugged wildness,

but if you are a waller who’s obsessed 

with compass curves, your capstones will be dressed

as perfect semicircles. Caps span time

diverse in forms as any poet’s dreams:

they're wheels or domes or drums, or backward smeared

with such deep moss you can’t discern the shape

but lodged within, a block asserts its weight:

it clamps the edifice intact by pressure.

For stock-walls, matching caps may coincide

but if less for utility than pleasure

don’t place same-coloured capstones side by side.

 

It’s trendy nowadays to break these rules,

and chuck it all together any how.

The past, no doubt, contained its share of fools

but many wordstone walls are centuries old,

the work of Master Craftsmen, standing now

and fit to last until the sun burns cold.

walls by      built     see ancient won’t   fools    You 

down.            they’ve because        fallen all




 

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Tim Ellis

Fri 24th Jul 2020 21:34

Definitely not, Don. It’ll fall down and at that height it could kill someone. I assume you’re talking about an actual wall here and not a metaphorical poem (although I must say, some people’s badly constructed poems have almost killed me in the past!) You need to dig out the topsoil until you reach a solid subsoil layer or bedrock, and build your first course below ground level.

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Don Matthews

Fri 24th Jul 2020 12:48

Is a hard-earth-boot-rammed foundation good enough Tim?
I'll only be 8 foot high. Neighbours bit nosy......

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Tim Ellis

Fri 24th Jul 2020 10:38

Hey John, where you been? I haven’t seen anything from you on Facebook since the start of lockdown. You all right? And yes you’re correct: it’s a good thing my customers don’t know what I actually do all day!

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Tim Ellis

Fri 24th Jul 2020 10:36

Good luck with the wall, Don. Remember it needs a good firm foundation whatever type of wall it is!

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John Coopey

Fri 24th Jul 2020 09:09

You’d get it built quicker, Tim, if weren’t scribbling down you poem instead. 😍

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Don Matthews

Thu 23rd Jul 2020 23:59

Clever Tim. Imagine a bit of time and thought put into this one.
I shall have your instructions at hand for my next garden project 'Wall Dun by Don'. Now what was your advice there Jennifer?....

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Tim Ellis

Thu 23rd Jul 2020 21:43

Thanks Jennifer. Yes, I should have thought of those but it's a long and complicated enough poem already!

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jennifer Malden

Thu 23rd Jul 2020 16:25

Nice one! Liked the metaphor of the wordstone wall. Think it's also important to eliminate any stones which don't fit well, or don't support the weight of the ones above, and pare it down removing anything not essential for the whole.

Jennifer

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