(It seems the offer was stuck in his spam box. I know many others who would like to stick something in his spam box)

 

We don’t need no ventilators

We’ve quite sufficient on the whole

We don’t need your respirators

Thankyou but we’ve got our own

Hey!  Britain!  We got Brexit done.

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

 

We will beat corona virus

Without the help of the EU

Brexit Leavers will admire us

While they’re waiting in death’s queue

Hey! Hancock! Save a kit for you.

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

 

We don’t need your ventilators

To help us fight Corvid 19

Our people now are isolators

From Raggy Taff up to the Queen

Hey! Hancock! Make sure there’s one for me.

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

 

We don’t need your ventilators

I pronounce so smugly and with glee

We just need toilet rolls and taters

To see us through this urgency

Hey! Hancock! Make sure there’s one for me

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.