WE DON'T NEED NO VENTILATORS (Brexit Before Breathing)

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(It seems the offer was stuck in his spam box. I know many others who would like to stick something in his spam box)

 

We don’t need no ventilators

We’ve quite sufficient on the whole

We don’t need your respirators

Thankyou but we’ve got our own

Hey!  Britain!  We got Brexit done.

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

 

We will beat corona virus

Without the help of the EU

Brexit Leavers will admire us

While they’re waiting in death’s queue

Hey! Hancock! Save a kit for you.

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

 

We don’t need your ventilators

To help us fight Corvid 19

Our people now are isolators

From Raggy Taff up to the Queen

Hey! Hancock! Make sure there’s one for me.

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

 

We don’t need your ventilators

I pronounce so smugly and with glee

We just need toilet rolls and taters

To see us through this urgency

Hey! Hancock! Make sure there’s one for me

All in all it’s just another bad Boris call.

◄ LP's, SINGLES and 78's

F*****G STAY AT HOME ►

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John Coopey

Sat 28th Mar 2020 16:28

But gift horses, MC!

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 28th Mar 2020 14:12

We can't get no satisfaction
From any human interaction
But there's always JC here to fire us
Up with thoughts about the virus. 😃
Even as i write, British firms are changing product manufacture to meet the demands - just as they did back in WW2 when
fighter planes took over from more mundane
products. Necessity is the mother of
invention.

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poemagraphic

Sat 28th Mar 2020 10:35

LOL 😂

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John Coopey

Sat 28th Mar 2020 10:10

Thanks for your Like, Becky Who, and for your lack of thoughts, Don.

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Don Matthews

Sat 28th Mar 2020 09:23

I know you like to thank me for my thoughts John, but I'm afraid I was left thoughtless on this one. Sorry. I did read your poem though

😎

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John Coopey

Sat 28th Mar 2020 08:00

Thankyou for your thoughts, Greg and Po. And for the Like, Mark O.

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poemagraphic

Fri 27th Mar 2020 23:41

Just be thankful Trump is not our leader... OMFG!

Get well soon Boris we need more content for our blogs!

Another great audiothingamejigjohn
Po

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Greg Freeman

Fri 27th Mar 2020 23:21

Whatever the truth of the original story, this one hits the spot, John

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