These days as a new grandad

I'm more formula milk than Formula 1

so whilst Lewis and Lando are screaming around Monza

testosterone fuelled

I'm changing the baby's nappy

high octane filled

Besides, I can't stand guys who act all flash

and are happy to take our hard earned cash

then hide away in Monaco or Switzerland

so the Taxman can't touch their secret stash

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