Social media man 
Doing the best that I can
Don't know if I even exist 
Could be an AI hypnotist
Social media man

I have gone digital about to overload
I'm a global creature with no abode
The world is my oyster for sure
I'm an Internet addict got no cure
I am logged on 24/7
DM me and I will be in seventh heaven 
Thousands of followers that I never met
Nobody really knows me instant forget 

Social media man
How many posts can I make
Does anybody even care 
When my heart is about to break
Social media man

I never leave my house it's true
My food it comes from deliveroo
Mama and Papa are old and senile
I talk to them once in a while
My skin is a whiter shade of pale
My only communication is by email
I never sleep insomnia is my fate
Rescue me from my prison before it's to late

Social media man
Just want you to be my fan
Please let me influence you
And monetise your every whim
I just can't help myself it's a sin
Social media man 

Social media man
One day I will be an also ran
Here today and gone tomorrow 
My heart is broken welcome to sorrow 
Social media man