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Old Romantic
The roses gave her hay fever,
the chocolates made her fat,
if I were to believe her
that would be the end of that.
She complained the wine was bitter
and the card was over priced,
my verse didn’t raise a titter
‘cos it wasn’t very nice.
The lingerie was far too tight,
misunderstood agendas,
I looked a proper sight
in the stockings and suspender...
Tuesday 14th February 2017 7:27 pm
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