humourous poems (Remove filter)
Potter Heigham Bridge
Albert got his big truck stuck
on top of the hump-back bridge.
The cop-on-a-bike come by
and he give him a ticket.
The old man who leans on the wall
and smukes his pipe all day
said what wus wrong
well the truck ‘us too long
and the bridge ‘us too steep.
Potter Heigham Bridge had a hump;
‘at was as humped as a cow’s rump
and though there wus a sign
‘at wus...
Friday 6th August 2021 11:48 am
What's a Mystery?
Why do key holes have no keys
Why do fairies have no tales
Can I dial the numbers please
Which is best, boys or girls
What’s a mystery?
If I had another Mum
Would I be another child
If I had another Dad
Where would my old daddy be
What’s a mystery?
Where do grown ups put the child
That they say that they used to be
Where did my Mummy find my Dad
In ...
Friday 6th August 2021 11:35 am
Recent Comments
Sunshine on An apology
1 hour ago
Sunshine on Comedy of errors
1 hour ago
Sunshine on Towards a brighter future
1 hour ago
Bethany Sallis on Eradicating an old flame pain
1 hour ago
Bethany Sallis on Eradicating an old flame pain
1 hour ago
David RL Moore on Eradicating an old flame pain
1 hour ago
Bethany Sallis on song of pure desperation.
1 hour ago
Bethany Sallis on Gone Girl
1 hour ago
Bethany Sallis on Breathe
2 hours ago
Bethany Sallis on Preferences in attendance
2 hours ago