Poetry Blog by Don Matthews (Aug 2020)
Nicola Beckett on Sex, Alcohol and Sugar (Fri, 4 Sep 2020 01:41 pm)
on Sex, Alcohol and Sugar (Fri, 4 Sep 2020 10:59 am)
on Humour Don't Sell Papers (Mon, 31 Aug 2020 01:25 pm)
on John Travolta Comes to Town (Wed, 26 Aug 2020 07:19 pm)
Humour Don't Sell Papers
I've just read today's paper
It's full of doom and gloom
Murders, killing, destruction, death
Children being groomed
Headlines blare out constantly
SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED
There's so much negativity
(The paper I have closed)
Why can't I read, enjoy myself?
With lots of humour, rife
Instead of being subjected to
This gutter si...
Monday 31st August 2020 12:12 pm
John Travolta Comes to Town
John Travolta has just been to our town
Multimillionaire, Scientologist, movie star
He loves it and wants to come back here
Travel round in his limousine car
An autograph? Yes, but will cost you
Dollars 200 (quick scrawl)
It took him just only few seconds
You look what you got. Is that all?
You want to be photographed with John ...
Wednesday 26th August 2020 9:58 am
America has finally woken up to
A problem, a problem it's got
Their virus corona just can't be
Got rid of by just being shot
Wednesday 12th August 2020 10:26 am
Sylvain Dornon the Stilt-Walking Baker. Well I'll Be....
In 1891 five-eight
Days, Silvain Dornon
Paris/Moscow walked on stilts
You're kidding me, come on?....
I kid you not....
Sunday 9th August 2020 9:11 am
I Want Election Results Now. Tonight
As President of USA
I want, demand to see
Results on night of election
When people vote for me
You tried election date to change
Despite law saying nay
Which also says we're not required to
Give results same day
Trump you are an idiot
Of the first degree
The sooner that you move away
The happier we'll be
Sunday 2nd August 2020 12:01 pm