Poetry Blog by Don Matthews (2018, FUN BUS)

FUN BUS : UK Researchers Explain Mayhem At HQ

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FUN BUS: UK Researchers Explain Mayhem at HQ

 

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Pusscat Princess is the latest arrival at FUN BUS HQ . Search FUN BUS tag for previous FUN BUS activities

 

UK researchers have found out

That dogs chasing moggies up trees

Is a figment of our imagination

It's moggies that chase doggies up trees

 

They found that our dear little pusscats

Are far bigger bu...

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FUN BUS Trip to BBC Archives : Pete and Dud

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FUNBUS Trip to BBC Archives : Pete and Dud

 

Hello people welcome to

Your Bright 'n' Breezy FUNBUS

We're off to see what Bee Bee

Archives have for us

 

Please let me introduce myself

Your driver for today

My name is Don, you know me

Your trip is free, no pay

 

“Welcome to the Bee Bee folks”

We archive good and mud

Your driver has requested

We dig up Pet...

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FUN BUS: Celebrates National Hottie Day

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FUN BUS Celebrates National Hottie Day

 

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Bloody hell I don't believe

I built a BUS mistake

Forgot the jolly thermostat

The BUS? It nearly bake

 

We're on this trip to London Town

The BUS was packed with WOL'ers

When driver Don let out a shriek

There's steam ahead he hollers

 

The WOL'ers logically did think

St...

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FUN BUS : Don Patents Our Bus

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FUN BUS: Don Patents our Bus

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I had this bright idea

Of patenting the FUN BUS

But thought it needed hyping

To something like FUNBUS

 

So drove the bus to Patent Office

Took Gina, empty desk

So Gina stamped our form

Which I thought quite a risk

 

Sure enough, Director comes

Hello? What's happening here?

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FUN BUS Trip to Alliteration Contest Don M vs Brian M

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FUNBUS Trip to Alliteration Contest

Don M vs Brian M

 

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Alliteration and Edgar Alan Poe

 

Alliteration's the repeat of one consonant

To liven, add lift to a line

Like the three 'l's' I have used (see above this)

I alliterate time after time

 

Alan Poe used this technique in 'The Raven'

While 'nodded, nearly, nappi...

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FUN BUS HQ to WOL HQ Re Fake News

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FUN BUS HQ to WOL HQ

Re Fake News

 

Preamble

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This poem was ready for press

Before Graham's poem was sighted

We're pleased with his change of direction

Which before was a little bit blighted

 

We detect a great softening at WOL

Headquarters, for Don and our BUS

They whipped 'round for a new set of tyres

Said t...

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Let Him Rid Your Bumps....Ribbit

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Let Him Rid Your Bumps....ribbit

 

I've gotta little message

I'd like you all to see

To get you out of doldrums

To help you happy be

 

I'm feelin' kinda miserable

I think it's 'down in dumps'

I don't like being like this

It's causing me some bumps

 

My gramma's not impeccable

But how important's that?

All I wanna do is

Get back my happy hat

 

Hell...

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FUN BUS Trip to Don's Little Toe

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FUN BUS Trip to Don's Little Toe

Preamble

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Welcome everyone aboard

On our first FUN trip

We're gonna put the pedal down

Don'll let 'er rip

 

We 'specially welcome Graham

He couldn't wait to come

Tina had to calm him down

At first he was quite dumb

 

He thought the BUS had three wheels

(ribbit...silly boy)

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FUN BUS HQ to WOL HQ

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FUN BUS HQ to WOL HQ

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Refer: Graham Sherwood's Three Wheels on His Wagon

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Graham it's good I've got
My spies out round the site
Looking for the doubters
(Plenty seen in sight)

Now what's this three wheel wagon
You seem to talk about?
Our FUN BUS has got four wheels
Three wheels ? No way! we shout

Call Centre T...

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Did You Miss Our FUN BUS Launch? You Can Still Catchup

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DON'T FRET, YOU CAN STILL CATCH UP.  DETAILS IN MY PROFILE BANK 'WOL's Bright 'n' Breezy Fun Bus Launch'

 

Did you miss our FUN BUS launch

This last July twenty one?

I'm sorry it was Saturday

Plenty else needing to be done

 

All who rolled up had great times

Graham, Anya, Brian and Tina

Jon and Jane (and don of course)

Tina even brought Gina

 

Tyson was exhauste...

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WOL's Bright 'n' Breezy Fun Bus Launch

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WOL's Bright 'n' Breezy Fun Bus Launch

 

Our don doesn't like all the doom, gloom and hate floating around lately. He thinks it's unhealthy. He's gone and built a Fun Bus to make us all happy again. It might not get out the shed but at least he's trying. One thing you have to remember about our don is he's prone to flights of fancy. Some flights reach to the stars while others plunge to the...

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