FUN BUS Celebrates National Hottie Day

 

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Bloody hell I don't believe

I built a BUS mistake

Forgot the jolly thermostat

The BUS? It nearly bake

 

We're on this trip to London Town

The BUS was packed with WOL'ers

When driver Don let out a shriek

There's steam ahead he hollers

 

The WOL'ers logically did think

Steam train was puffing by

They leapt anticipating

But steam blocked all the sky

 

It is not train shrieked driver Don

Don't panic 'tis not fire

The BUS has overheated folks

How do we solve? Inquire?

 

A scientific WOL'er with

Bus-building PhD

Said I got quick-fix answer Don

Quick-fix logically

 

They drained the engines sizzle water

Replaced it all with cold

Bottled water carried by

The grateful WOL'er fold

 

While the BUS recovered thus

The WOL'ers celebrated

National Hottie Holiday

For which they all had waited

 

They all shook off all the clothes they wore

(Because it was so hot)

And danced around all naked-like

And no-one gave a jot

 

They all felt so refreshing-like

To feel the cooling breezys

Wafting round their thingy-whats

Next day? All bloody sneezys

 

Don's been WOL-instructed to

Return to bus night-school

Fine-tune his weak bus-building skills

And hone his building tools

 

Don Matthews August 2018