The Gap on the Bap
I buy hotdogs and some buns
The amounts do not tally
So I have to buy more hotdogs to finish the buns
Then I buy mor buns to finish the hotdogs
Maybe if do this often enough
It will cancel itself out
Or more likely
I will become bloated and addicted
To hotdogs and buns
And buy funeral cover from the same supermarket
Where I buy hotdogs and buns
But if they take my custom lightly
I...
Thursday 24th December 2015 3:15 pm
Where's Me Brief?: She Knew Ronnie Biggs When He Was Still Someone Worth Knowing
A light fingered Macedonian nun
Ended her days in the sun
Where she did next to nothing
But fill lots of coffins
It's a 'miracle' she never got done
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Are You Taking the Piss Out of My Pint?
If you're a lover of beauty and the bard
In my hometown, you'll know that it's hard
To avoid passing fashions
Masquerading as passions
Merci! Messer Jean Baudrillard!
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