The Gap on the Bap

I buy hotdogs and some buns
The amounts do not tally
So I have to buy more hotdogs to finish the buns
Then I buy mor buns to finish the hotdogs
Maybe if  do this often enough
It will cancel itself out

Or more likely
I will become bloated and addicted
To hotdogs and buns
And buy funeral cover from the same supermarket
Where I buy hotdogs and buns

But if they take my custom lightly
I shall say; "I am taking my money to another supermarket"
That will show them

Then I remember
They own all the other supermarkets
So I conclude that it is not worth the hassle
Then I forget it all and buy some hotdogs
And then I buy some buns

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Julian (Admin)

Sun 3rd Jan 2016 16:27

Made me laugh, Declan. Excellent.

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