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A Dog And A Frog On A Spoon

a dog and a frog

who stood on a spoon

and went round the town

in their dressing gown

 

said the dog to the frog

oh lets spoon to the moon

so they jumped up and down

and the spoon left the ground

 

look look oh look at the moon

how truly exciting said the dog

spoon spoon we went on a spoon

would you believe it said the frog

 

to the moon to the moon

t...

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Old Woodbeard

argh

the wooden pirate

with a real leg

‘pon his left shoulder

not a parrot but a peg

 

argh

his ship inverted

sailed ‘neath the wave

and in his treasure chest

was a craggy cave

 

argh

he roared with rum

empty barrels were full

his flag was white

black bones and skull

 

argh

the flag though ripped

caught on his hook

but not for a hand

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Something Oddly Familiar About This Nonsense

“Abe, easy Dee, effigy, eight chives, Jake, ale, Em,

any hope, peak you, arrest a ewe, feed other ewe”

                                                             ex-wife said

 

she certainly SPELT it out!

he then went on to reCOUNT

 

“When, too, furry forks, fave socks sieving, eat known tin”

 

and there was something oddly familiar about it all

when ex-husband and ...

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Lists

there's something intrinsically poetic about lists…

1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam


2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)
mildness (abundant)
gluttony (almost definite)
mozzarella (abridged)


3.
clean sink
dirty sink
point un-necessar...

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The Bug Chronicles - A Field Guide To Creepy Crawlies

the spider
he, with cotton in his bottom
for the silken manufacture
dressing flies he likes to capture
in the evening wear for dinner
oh the spider, what a spinner

the wasp
he, with a pin for a sting
and the flailing arms he causes
people run like wild horses
from their summer barbecues
oh the wasp, such afternoons

the ant
he, having friends in the thousands
how the picnic blanke...

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Why Things Happen

The splash changed the course of the universe

as the fish startled in his round of the pond.

Why are you here? asked the fish.

I fell in, cried the rat, wearing water he donned.

 

Why did you fall in? again from the fish.

I just fell in, just fell in, that is all.

But why, you could have fallen several ways

but you fell in here so why into this pool?

 

I lost my balan...

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