Bad Chat Up Rhymes

Hello Mary,

I've brought you this dead canary.

 

So Cilla,

Who's your favourite serial killer?

 

Look Devine,

I'm wearing the knickers I stole off your washing line.

 

Hey Jude,

Guess where I've had your name tattooed.

◄ Don't Try This At Home

The End Is Nigh ►

Comments

jennifer Malden

Mon 17th Feb 2020 23:13

Liked this one!

Hey Daisy,

In bed I'm not lazy.

Hi Clare,

You'd look much prettier bare.

Jennifer

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