AWAITING A LEADER (A CHRISTMAS CAROL)

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Awaiting a leader

They have to be red

One more useless bleeder

Momentum have have said;

A saint-like left winger

Like Corbyn or Benn

Ensuring that we will get

Shafted again.

 

Be gone now, Lord Jezza

Who asked you to stay?

Fuck off at your leisure

You’ve outstayed your stay;

But true to your image

We’ll spurn moderate men

 Ensuring that we will get

Shafted again.

 

So thousands of voters

The Party’s elite

Their brains in their scrotas

Select more defeat

While Boris stays PM

For 5 years (or 10)

You numpties ensure that

We’ll get shafted again.

 

We wait on the fringes

Stood out in the cold

On whom power hinges

But lost to the fold;

So you will condemn us

Until later when

It’s clear from the polls

You’ll get shafted again.

◄ LE PERE FOUETTARD

t'Posh Lad ►

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John Coopey

Sun 22nd Dec 2019 22:07

“God bless us, every one”, Trevor.

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Trevor Alexander

Sun 22nd Dec 2019 15:44

Bah, humbug - eh? 😂
Good one JC.

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John Coopey

Sun 22nd Dec 2019 15:04

“Away with the mangy”. Stop it, MC. That’s too good. It shows me up.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 22nd Dec 2019 14:27

Away with the mangy!! Political posy matched to the carol that
brings to mind "dog in a manger". Keen-edged stuff as usual
from this reliably inspired source. In the meantime...let's wish
ourselves - everyone - a happy and prosperous New Year!.

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