December Collage Poem: The Krampus

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Goodbye Krampus, return to your castle of jet

No 'Ho Ho Ho' for you, old friend

 

Don't Krampus style big ears!

Elves we may be, but we're hard as gnomes.

 

Winter's empire is advancing through snow

Christmas spirits keep the supermarkets going

 

What do we do with a drunken Santa?

Asked the drunken Krampus, shall we give

Him mulled wine and keep him away from

The tomb of Margaret Thatcher

 

Burnt turkeys wearing odd socks reading bad books

"I made Margaret Thatcher swallow coal," said Krampus

 

Sea shells, Santas and frollics.

 

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Nigel Astell

Wed 11th Dec 2019 12:12

The Collage Club rocked
minds played poetic sounds
dancing non-stop spaced out
as poetry says goodbye to 2019 - - -

a Krampus Christmas to all!

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