Goodbye Krampus, return to your castle of jet

No 'Ho Ho Ho' for you, old friend

 

Don't Krampus style big ears!

Elves we may be, but we're hard as gnomes.

 

Winter's empire is advancing through snow

Christmas spirits keep the supermarkets going

 

What do we do with a drunken Santa?

Asked the drunken Krampus, shall we give

Him mulled wine and keep him away from

The tomb of Margaret Thatcher

 

Burnt turkeys wearing odd socks reading bad books

"I made Margaret Thatcher swallow coal," said Krampus

 

Sea shells, Santas and frollics.