COS HE'S A LIAR (BUT YOU'RE NOT BOTHERED THAT HE LIES

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(With an enormous nod to Alex Glasgow's "Lovely Little Lucy")

 

Bumbling Boris Johnson is surrounded by his lies

That he cannot lie straight in bed should come as no surprise

 

Cos he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

 

The Times sacked him for making up a quote with bogus words

And Brexit has been stuffed by those “French turds”.

 “We shouldn’t spaff good brass investigating paedophiles"

He likes those darkies’ “watermelon smiles”.

Boris lied about his marriage infidelity

Boris is not known for honesty.

 

Cos he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

 

While Muslim women from a “letterbox” will outward gaze

And “tank-topped bum boys” was a Boris phrase.

“The Turks are coming; vote for Leave” he stirred up such a fuss

And who’d forget his Brexit Big Red Bus?

 

Cos he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

 

Proroguing Parliament’s against the law as we have seen

And we know Boris had misled the Queen;

“There’ll be no Brexit Leave delay” which was a little rich

He said he’d “rather be dead in a ditch”.

 

But he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

Yes, he’s a liar

But you’re not bothered that he lies.

Yes, he’s a liar

But you’re not bothered that he lies.

◄ THE MORE THAT IT CHANGES

"ALL LIES AND JEST" ►

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John Coopey

Fri 6th Dec 2019 16:20

“Much to do about bugger all!”, Po and Don.😋

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Don Matthews

Fri 6th Dec 2019 15:01

Good golly gosh! the Bard, Macbeth?
Way too posh for me
And what's this high-falutin' thing
Hyperbole-bolee?

😋

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poemagraphic

Fri 6th Dec 2019 14:04

John, John, John, that's just hyperbole-icks my friend 😃

If its good enough for the Bard it's good enough for me
Macbeth, Act II, Scene II: …

Po

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John Coopey

Thu 5th Dec 2019 23:34

Indeed, MC. But Boris elevates this to an art form. The main difference between other politicians and Boris is that they know they have lied. Boris, like Trump, can’t tell the difference. What he says just serves a purpose.
Po - that’s just a hyper bowl.

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Don Matthews

Thu 5th Dec 2019 21:16

I am a little xaggerator
Happy as can be
I xaggerate for dinner
Breakfast, lunch and tea

Others like me xaggerating
(I never ever lie)
I tend to over-xaggerate
But don't know really why?


Wot's he on about luv?

Dunno pet...They breed 'em strange down there....

Oh....

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poemagraphic

Thu 5th Dec 2019 20:48

I try thousands of times a day not to exaggerate

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 5th Dec 2019 20:35

Reality check: All politicians (and others in public life) can lie.
A former cabinet secretary was more restrained when speaking of
"being economical with the truth"; intriguing when considering its
antithesis of that equally well-known public convenience (😉) known as "exaggeration"..

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John Coopey

Thu 5th Dec 2019 18:32

Thanks Po. It will all come out in the wash next week.

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poemagraphic

Thu 5th Dec 2019 17:56

This would be bloody laugh out loud funny were it not true.

Who really cares?


I loved this John

Hobson's choice next week, I for one don't care, don't care to vote for any of the lying bastard, racist, main contenders.

Po

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John Coopey

Thu 5th Dec 2019 12:36

Onto the rubbish dump indeed, Don.

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Don Matthews

Thu 5th Dec 2019 11:41

Yep I'm gonna vote for Borri
He's a top-notch mate
He knows how to top-notch well
Lead us through the gate

Yay!

Lead us all the way Borriiii
Do your LBJ
Lead us all to victory
Hip hip hip hooray

Yay!

Wot's that? he's a liar?
Don't ya worry mate
Borri's on the right path
Through the garden gate

Yay!

Wot's that? The gate opens on to the rubbish dump?

So? Wot's that got to do with it?

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