I Like My Gloomy Doomy

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I Like My Gloomy Doomy


I like my gloomy doomy

It gives me such a hit

Want more, can't get enough of it

I like to feel real shit




Dark clouds, death, destruction

Gimme gimme more

Doomy gloomy, need my fix

Shit, I thee adore




Fun don't you dare come near me

I'll boot you out the door

Shit! I've writ you in my verse

Jeezes what a bore


(Dedicated to all gloomy doomy lovers amongst us)


Don Matthews November 2019 ( written in Hillbillys with Thalia)



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Don Matthews

Tue 19th Nov 2019 22:27

Hey Eth?

Yes Bert?

I got this doomy gloomy feeling again. Feels great

Sheesh Bert, I'm goin' out with the girls. Enjoy your shitty

Thanks pet.......


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Nigel Astell

Tue 19th Nov 2019 15:07

YAY ! it's so gloomy doomy good

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Don Matthews

Tue 19th Nov 2019 14:10

Shit forgot it was Ruth
Nashnul Toilet Day
And here I am a Toilet Poet (of note)
What more can I say?



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Ruth O'Reilly

Tue 19th Nov 2019 13:49

Well it did make me laugh. Not gloomy at all this, I want my money back! Happy National Toilet Day Don, you did mention that you're a toilet poet on the side.

To toil
Or to let
It out?
That is the question oft posed to a sh*tspearean toilet poet innit?😏


Tue 19th Nov 2019 10:41

Oh Donny dear
Thalia has been away from you??
What just went wrong
Between you two
Love n fun was your type
Bore, doomy, gloomy isn't fine

Retreat to what your're like
Cos that gives woler's a high

Gloomy doomy saddy write!! But dilly dear i do like😋

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John Coopey

Tue 19th Nov 2019 09:45

Nothing wrong with being a miserable old git, Don.

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Don Matthews

Tue 19th Nov 2019 07:04

Like-Minders Society Muse Thalia says go Don....

Lucy L (Head of Publicity) says ditto (downing her drink of choice - double whisky)....


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