I’m in support of Wetherspoon’s and like their policy

Of refills of their coffee cups, unlimited and free;

I’ll order coffee at the counter, soon as I arrive

And gladly copper up the cost of just £1.25;

But then to my advantage I adapt a plan covert,

Cos when I’ve drained my coffee cup I give it to Our Gert

And she then gets the refill in the cup that I have had

But when she’s done will pass it on to Our Gert’s mam and dad;

To aunties and to uncles then, cos it’s good value when

£1.25 a cup will do a family of ten.