I’m busy making plans for Nigel

If I don’t this will prosper him

I need to make some plans for Nigel

If not my prospects seem quite grim.

 

I’m busy making plans for Nigel

If I don’t get this deal done

Yes, I am terrified of Nigel

Cos he will have me on the run.

 

I don’t give rat shit for that Corbyn

The nation knows he Putin’s pet.

He might just beat off Swinson’s Liberals

That useless tosspot is no threat

 

But No Deal Nigel he will goad us

Luring voters

Like Brexit floaters

In the polls.

 

I’m running out of plans for Nigel

If I don’t get this deal done

Then I’ll be in the ditch with young Nigel

And he will have a spade and a gun.

 

I’m shitting conkers over Nigel

That bastard’s got me spitting phlegm

If I don’t make plans for young Nigel

I’ll be the shortest-serving PM.

 

Cos No Deal Nigel he will goad us

Luring voters

Like Brexit floaters

In the polls.