Let's be randy bad old dears

Then replay our younger years

Me in my chrome bath chair

I'm really sure that we dare

 

Make love to me cause I'm old and shocking

Feel free to peel off my elastic stockings

I'll cover you in baby oil

Rub you down and burst your boil

 

Oil my wheels and bring me gin

Show me how to do a spin

Take me over my zimmer frame

Don't forget the viagra you're far too lame

 

Cover me in chocolate paint

I'm a sinner you're no saint

In the jacuzzi I'll light the candles

Then hold on to your huge love handles

 

I'll wrestle with your damp proof smalls

Then we'll head to those heavenly halls

Crawl into bed in your usual fashion

Take me to the height of passion

 

What lies beneath these soft covers

A pair of ageing great lovers

You lying there all bare

Me teasing your white chest hair

 

Lying wrapped in your arms

Reminiscing about your charms

Your head nestled close to my heart

And with a smile, you release a fart

© Hazel