Gaming Addiction
On hearing that the NHS are setting up new clinics for teenagers who are addicted to playing games online
N H Chess....
A different
Game to play
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Definitely the one connected to the hard drive....computer that is ?
Hmm I Hope 'mouse' isn't being used as some sort of euphemism here Don...
An aching wrist
But still persists
Can he not resist?
NHS, help!, I'm addicted
To playing around with my mouse
The one that's connected to hard drive
I've tried to rehab me, to douse
It just squeaks right back, I come running
Like an addict addicted to ice
Do I qualify for entry to clinic
To rehab my online game 'mice' ?
You're pushing the boundary here addict
We can't find your MICE game online
Suggest you sit, play with your squeak-mouse
Till it becomes registered (in time)
(But I'll be a wreck by then....)
(We of the NHS have rules sir. And rules are rules...)
(Bloody NHS. Useless......) ?
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Nigel Astell
Thu 10th Oct 2019 15:46
sore fingers
arm aching
trembling hands
chess pains
only if
they play!