My alarm clock beeps at 5 a.m.
Back to square one, I go again
An ungodly hour to start the day
But what to do? I've got bills to pay
No time for morning civilities
"Has anyone seen my friggin' keys?"
Stuck in traffic for almost an hour
Arrive at work in a mood quite sour
Phew! Just made it: it's five-to-eight
The boss glares at me: "You're bloody late!"