Put Some Clothes On

 

youd better put some clothes on

this ain't Hollywood

 

all you people takin' selfies

with no clothes on

 

too many posts

and they aint fence

 

front side

backside

showin' off your nekidness

 

just because them cows

can do it

don't mean you should

 

with a cow

you caint tell if they're in shape or not

it all kinda hangs

 

cows dont get embarrassed

they don't get body shamed

 

they don't have social sites

dont feel the need to show off their udders

 

cows are just content

being cows.

 

-O.L. Buzzerd

Poet & Cow Connoiseur

 

 

 

 

 

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Don Matthews

Thu 19th Sep 2019 15:28

Moooooooo.....

What kind of cow am I Mr Buzzerd ?

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Don Matthews

Thu 19th Sep 2019 15:25

But Tom I am an udder-cow
Do suffer body-shame
(Except I am proud of my udder)
But not a selfie dame

Moo.....

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Tom

Thu 19th Sep 2019 14:54

Loved this! Made me smile and think. Especially this bit:

cows don't get embarrassed
they don't get body shamed
they don't have social sites
don't feel the need to show off their udders

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Don Matthews

Thu 19th Sep 2019 13:37

Now dk I'm an udder-cow
I'm proud the way it hangs
The udder cows are jealous cos
(Theirs don't hang so nice....) 😎


Nice poem dk.....

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