A Toilet for Daisy

Preamble

We recently had the privilege of hearing long-standing WOLer and bovine expert Mr John Coopey share with us his knowledge on how to DIY artificially inseminate our pet bulls. Thankyou for sharing this knowledge with us Mr Coopey. We enjoy a bit of bull every now and again.

Inspired by this I sent my Muse to trawl our cowsheds for inspiration. I specifically told her not to trawl in the muck as WOLers don't like this. She has returned with the latest cowshed breakthrough. Thankyou Thalia.

 

A Dutch inventor's come up with

A toilet for the cow

Collecting urine, helping to

Make emissions low

 

A loo is placed behind the cow

Robotic arm then tickles

Urine nerve next to it's udder

Making urine trickle

 

Don Matthews April 2019