A Toilet for Daisy

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A Toilet for Daisy


We recently had the privilege of hearing long-standing WOLer and bovine expert Mr John Coopey share with us his knowledge on how to DIY artificially inseminate our pet bulls. Thankyou for sharing this knowledge with us Mr Coopey. We enjoy a bit of bull every now and again.

Inspired by this I sent my Muse to trawl our cowsheds for inspiration. I specifically told her not to trawl in the muck as WOLers don't like this. She has returned with the latest cowshed breakthrough. Thankyou Thalia.


A Dutch inventor's come up with

A toilet for the cow

Collecting urine, helping to

Make emissions low


A loo is placed behind the cow

Robotic arm then tickles

Urine nerve next to it's udder

Making urine trickle


Don Matthews April 2019


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Sun 25th Aug 2019 16:00

Thanks Don - that was really interesting! Hope the idea gets developed to its full potential.
Go well

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Don Matthews

Sun 25th Aug 2019 08:19

Gosh, you're up early and on the bull for a Sunday morning John?

Have I got my genders mixed up? I'm gonna have to explain to our people I don't have a pet bull hence don't know what I'm talking about. Cows are my specialty

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John Coopey

Sun 25th Aug 2019 08:15

Not sure you’ve grasped the principle involved here, Don. It’s not the bull you inseminate.

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