I don't get invited over

much anymore

I guess the word got out

 

I can sometimes be alarming and

I tend to put people off

sometimes my humor is odd

and hard for folks to understand

 

a lot of times they don't get it

but go along and laugh anyway

because they don't want to offend me

 

people are polite thataway

they make allowances for

old geezers

who tell dum jokes

 

they laugh but

all the while they're thinking

how soon can we

put him in a home

 

they better look out

and remember this

 

I won't go peacefully

I'll have to be sedated.

 

-O.L. Buzzerd

( for the time being, still a free man)