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WOL's Fun 'n' Frippancy Movement (in support of our brother in Australia)

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WOL's Fun 'n' Frippancy Movement (in support of our brother in Australia)

 

We are gathered here to support our (mixed up) brother in Australia who believes there is not enough frippancy on the site. (hear! hear.!..boo!..Quiet! I won't have any hecklers interrupting this occasion)

 

WOLers are invited to submit writings of frippancy according to the Movement's Code of Conduct (COC).

 

  1. No use of foul language such as 'bother', 'yikes' (with or without exclamation mark), 'doomy' (and all -oomy varieties), 'root' (in all it's variations). (hear! hear!...get rooted! Quiet!). 'Cockup'? no, sorry WOLers, 'cockdown' allowed. 'Balls-up?'  We all know they hang down.  Moderators say this is 'gutter language' and given it a big cross.  'Balls-down', however,  gets a big tick. (Wonders will never cease)

 

Any WOLer abusing the Code of Conduct will be referred to the Movement Moderators (MM) for immediate chastisement

 

  1. No personal abuse mail to our brother. This will not be tolerated. He doesn't like it and you will get fried. (expel! expel!......get rooted. Quiet!)

 

Our brother has submitted the following piece of frippancy to celebrate this important occasion.

 

Cock ya doodle here

Cock ya doodle there

Cock ya doodle all about

Cock it anywhere”

 

(Your Aussie brother)

 

Shit! Did our Movement Moderators check this first?

MM – Oops, didn't think we had to check our founder.....

 

(Hecklers – Hallelujah! to the doodle.........Supporters – get rooted! Shut it you lot)

 

Don Matthews' Scriptwriter. July 2019

(Your brother was worried his manicness might give a bad impression to fellow WOLers so asked level-headed me to write this script for him)

◄ Confessions of a Diagnosed Manic

Don At Work – Please Do Not Disturb ►

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Don Matthews

Sat 20th Jul 2019 12:56

Doomy-gloomy's catching Fish
You better look out it's a bugger
It catches you when you least expect it
And clings like a leach, it's a hugger.......

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afishamongmany

Sat 20th Jul 2019 11:51

Oh Don good on you for trying to get fly
Fun 'n' Frippency (ah the old penncys I remember them well) and defy
This sad bad earth's gravity.
Even if like Icarus your wings get scorched
At least you lit a noble torch
Trying to dispel the gloomy doomy waves
That around us swell.

A smile, a frown a dance around.
A joke, a jest, a sober quest.
Life is short, death is sure
Sing sad, sing glad but don't ignore.
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Don Matthews

Fri 19th Jul 2019 23:47

Jemima is all for supporting (hooray!)
Our poor mixed-up brother Downunder
So often we struggle to work out
What's going on his head, we all wonder?......

Jemima Jones

Fri 19th Jul 2019 15:35

In my opinion Don, there is nothing wrong in putting seriousness on the back burner for a while, after all, I think we need to remember the freedoms of speech as long as it doesn't aim to be personally offensive which this is not. Thank you. Jemima.

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Don Matthews

Fri 19th Jul 2019 15:03

DoRoThY's first face looks like it's spewing
The last one looks like it's in shock
The middle I just can't quite work out
A pooch with brown nose and two eyes?......

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Don Matthews

Fri 19th Jul 2019 14:22

Graham appears to be dumbstruck
Oh dear! he says, oh dear! oh dear!
Don't worry Graham DoRoThY's given thumbs up
Put your feet up and just have a beer

??? From DoRoThY. imagine these are up-thumbs Graham......

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Don Matthews

Fri 19th Jul 2019 14:14

Rose I'm getting to like you
To madcappery let us both drink
Whoever put this poem (?) together
Is very much missing a link

But we like the poor mixed-up soul....

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Graham Sherwood

Fri 19th Jul 2019 13:20

Oh dear!

<Deleted User> (9882)

Fri 19th Jul 2019 12:30

I'll drink and drink and drink and drink to this promotion of madcapity


the word behave is dead
as far as I'm concerned.




Rose ?

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