You Cheating Bitch!

 

I remember the day when we first met, the day I made you mine,

our eyes met across a crowded room and I fed you a funny line.

 

"What's a cute thing like you doing in a place like this?" I said,

you came home with me that day and spent the night with me in bed.

 

I considered you my best friend and gave you everything,

I gave you a home, looked after you and took you under my wing.

 

When you were sick I cared for you, fed and kept you warm,

I spoiled you and loved you and kept you out of harm.

 

Today I happened to walk by the park and couldn't believe my eyes,

all this time you had been cheating on me and I believed your lies.

 

I saw you with another guy, you were playing around with him,

he called you by another name, you committed the ultimate sin.

 

I'll eradicate any reminders of you and delete you from my blog,

I'll throw away your bowl and lead, that's the last time I buy a dog!

 

Dogshumour

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Jeff Dawson

Fri 21st Jun 2019 18:31

Nice one, I was a bit worried about the title at first! 😃

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Devon Brock

Mon 17th Jun 2019 22:35

Another zinger Wayne!

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Wayne McLellan

Mon 17th Jun 2019 20:26

Hi Martin and Angel, thanks for reading and taking the time to comment👍

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Angel whisperer indigo child x

Mon 17th Jun 2019 11:49

genius 😂

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Martin Elder

Mon 17th Jun 2019 09:55

I thought the title was little harsh to begin with but started to twig half way through. A great poem Wayne
Nice one

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Wayne McLellan

Sun 16th Jun 2019 19:36

Thanks for reading Eiren, Do.RoThY, Kim Mona, Don and John and taking time to comment (and Don in verse!) 👍

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John Andrew Nield

Sun 16th Jun 2019 19:21

Loved this, Wayne. Perfect last line delivery! 😊

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Don Matthews

Sun 16th Jun 2019 14:57

What you didn't mention Wayne
You forgot to close the gate
And little Doggie Whatsit
Went looking for some cake 😛

mona s

Sun 16th Jun 2019 13:43

Really enjoyed the deception 😃

Kim Dutta

Sun 16th Jun 2019 13:18

Brilliant! Had me hook, line and sinker. Thanks L)

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Do.RoThY

Sun 16th Jun 2019 11:18

The last word seems a changed gender....cheatingish funnyish poem....if it wouldn't b the last word in the poem.....the readers wud just assume the end from the very title....smart write up!!!

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Eiren Water

Sun 16th Jun 2019 10:57

Got me too! Down to the last three words I was deceived!
Nicely done.😄

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Wayne McLellan

Sun 16th Jun 2019 10:28

Thanks J. Glad you enjoyed it

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Jason Bayliss

Sun 16th Jun 2019 10:20

Ha ha, Yep, got me!😂

J.😀

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