Coco the clown went sailing one day 
to a holiday destination far far away

Suddenly, the sky went dark and the wind did blow
and the waves beneath his boat did grow and grow

He lost his oars as the winds blew and blew
so he paddled his way with his size 50 shoe.

Through a telescope he saw an island far away in the distance
and he made it to shore with his skill and persistence

A group of locals met him as he sailed onto land
with  necklace of bones and spears in hands

They carried off Coco to a waiting stock pot
with vegetables and seasoning and water boiling hot

Poor Coco the clown was simmered to perfection.
They shared out his flesh after careful dissection.

They sat down to dine and after having a chew
one said to the other “does this clown taste funny to you?"