My dog won't fetch
and it won't sit
Obedience
not in his script
It's obvious
he's ill-equipped
My airhead dog
is just a ditz
Given a command
he gets an itch
When I say fetch
he just won't get
He doesn't know
which end is which
how dumb is this
my dog's a ditz.
<Deleted User> (21487)
Thu 16th May 2019 20:40
I love dogs and I think this poem is fun -
He is probably very clever and uses displacement behaviour to manipulate you, there is no way of finding out, the effect is the same.
as in the nursery rhyme 'the little dog laughed to see ------"
Dorothy
Dk I
Got no dog
Sounds like Ditz's
Thick as a log
Maybe Ditz
Just can't cope
Seems like doggie's
Lost all hope
But he's happy...?
d.k
Dogs have their own characters as do we humans. I have two dogs: one is desperate for affection and quite neurotic while the other spends her life searching for food. I can think of humans with the same qualities. What does Ditz mean?
Keith
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Don Matthews
Thu 16th May 2019 23:53
Dk I do think
Dorothy's got a point
Ditz dog is out
For you to taunt
Laughing his head off
(Assume it's a he)
Having great games
With you kd
He's smarter'n you think
Got you twisted round
His little doggie paw
Where he wants you bound
Dk I could go on
But as Keith/Dorothy say
We are dog's slaves
And not the other way round....?