Ditz, The Dog


My dog won't fetch

and it won't sit


not in his script

It's obvious

he's ill-equipped

My airhead dog

is just a ditz


Given a command

he gets an itch

When I say fetch

he just won't get

He doesn't know

which end is which

how dumb is this

my dog's a ditz.



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Don Matthews

Thu 16th May 2019 23:53

Dk I do think
Dorothy's got a point
Ditz dog is out
For you to taunt

Laughing his head off
(Assume it's a he)
Having great games
With you kd

He's smarter'n you think
Got you twisted round
His little doggie paw
Where he wants you bound

Dk I could go on
But as Keith/Dorothy say
We are dog's slaves
And not the other way round....?

<Deleted User> (21487)

Thu 16th May 2019 20:40

I love dogs and I think this poem is fun -

He is probably very clever and uses displacement behaviour to manipulate you, there is no way of finding out, the effect is the same.

as in the nursery rhyme 'the little dog laughed to see ------"


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Don Matthews

Thu 16th May 2019 12:48

Dk I
Got no dog
Sounds like Ditz's
Thick as a log

Maybe Ditz
Just can't cope
Seems like doggie's
Lost all hope

But he's happy...?

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keith jeffries

Thu 16th May 2019 11:15


Dogs have their own characters as do we humans. I have two dogs: one is desperate for affection and quite neurotic while the other spends her life searching for food. I can think of humans with the same qualities. What does Ditz mean?


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