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COME ON ARLENE

Poor old Treeza May

We’ll be oh so sad to see you go

To make way for that twat BoJo

But you’ve had your day

Cos step aside is what you’ll do

If your crappy deal don’t get through.

Too ri oo ri oo ri oo ri ay

Come on Arlene

As the DUP’s queen

You wear orange not green

And she’s on the rack;

Unless she will pay

More bribes you hold sway

So you’ll shaft Treeza May

Up the crack, Arlene.

 

 

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John Coopey

Thu 28th Mar 2019 17:32

Indeed, MC.

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 28th Mar 2019 16:25

Hi JC - do I take it that you and Gert have gone south as the Maybot's plans go west?

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John Coopey

Thu 28th Mar 2019 14:04

As a lad I was fascinated by Mary Tyler Moore’s slot, Don.

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Don Matthews

Thu 28th Mar 2019 12:24

You've got me all bamboozled
John, there is no Dawn
Within your poem to be shafted
Shafted once (on lawn?)

Your getting mixed up John you are
It's not the bush of may
It is the darling buds of may
And not the bush I say

Now what about this snatch of Ange
You grabbed the other day
While listening to your radio
For that I will you pay

It's good there's no commenters
Joined our interplay
They'd all be wondering what's gone wrong
Maybe I've scared them 'way ?

Sorry 'bout that...

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John Coopey

Thu 28th Mar 2019 11:30

I have seen the crack of dawn once or twice, Don, but not the bush of May. And I grabbed a snatch of Angela Merkel the other day while listening to the wireless

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Don Matthews

Thu 28th Mar 2019 10:59

Gosh my mind does boggle
Shafting Treeza May?
Up the crack, Arlene, you say
Up the crack (of May?)

I'm sorry you're on holidays
I am you're wordwide fan
In need of audio sing-song
From down the wire to span ?

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John Coopey

Thu 28th Mar 2019 09:25

No audio song, worldwide fans, as I am on holiwags and posting on my telephone.

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