I DON'T MIND HELPING OUT IF THEY GET BUSY
Don’t get me wrong I’m comfortable with gays; I’ve always been;
But sometimes note they get into a tizzy;
And though it’s not a preference of mine, by any means,
I don’t mind helping out if they get busy.
The first time that I helped out in this way I well recall
The blood went to my head and I felt dizzy;
A frisson unfamiliar and not my scene at all
But I forced myself to help cos they were busy.
A case in point occurred to me while I was on a cruise
To Thailand, where I met a girl called Lizzie;
And though I thought it odd that she should use the club’s men’s loos
I helped her out cos all her pals were busy.
Or on a one night stand when you pick up a ladyfriend
The shock of what you find within the frizzy
Might take aback most other men for whom it might offend;
But me? Well, I’d help out if they were busy.
So broaden your imaginations, let libidos roam
You’ll soon get used to seeing double jizzy;
And leave your inhibitions in your closet back at home
And lend a helping hand should they get busy.