Is there sex after death ?


Is there sex after death ?

A fascinating concept

But let's keep the topic formal

Are we talking Necrophilia

Or something Paranormal ?


If you intimate the former

I must caution self-restraint

It's illegal in this country

And I don't know where it ain't


But if you mean the latter

I submit this brief synopsis:

The outcome could be mutual

Between consenting corpses !


◄ All I saw was trees

British Passion ►


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Dave Caplan

Thu 24th Jan 2019 21:05

Jennifer you've coined a new word...brilliant.
I will definitely find an excuse to use it.
Gives me a pre-mortgasm just thinking about it !

The answer to the age-old question "How was it for you?"

jennifer Malden

Thu 24th Jan 2019 19:27

Presumably she might have mortgasms?


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kJ Walker

Wed 23rd Jan 2019 06:47

Very funny. Original subject matter, handled with great humour.
Cheers Kevin

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Shuchi Batra

Wed 23rd Jan 2019 05:37

such a brilliant work..

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Dave Caplan

Wed 23rd Jan 2019 00:22

Thanks Don. Perhaps there is still hope for me yet, 'though with my hang-ups I doubt it.

For example, I would rather donate a kidney to a sick pig than have to stand up and recite in front of an audience.

Many years ago one of my limericks came runner-up in an arts literary festival and I was sent an invitation to read it and collect my prize at the forthcoming awards ceremony. I almost shit myself just reading the letter. I wrote back something to the effect that due to my recent bout of Avian flu I was still radio-active. They forwarded the prize by post.

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Don Matthews

Tue 22nd Jan 2019 23:14


I know how you feel about posting something controversial or P.U.
You feel anxious about what the comments might be as you scroll down to them. The important thing for me is being unconventional. This is how new ideas emerge. Stick to the safe and one stagnates.


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Don Matthews

Tue 22nd Jan 2019 23:07

A mutual orgasm between
Two interlocking and both quite dead corpses
Is natural for two, six foot under
Just practising their underground courses ?

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Dave Caplan

Tue 22nd Jan 2019 22:14

Thank you all for the kudos.
I always find it a bit nerve-wracking when I submit something a bit controversial and non P.C.



Tue 22nd Jan 2019 20:24

Bloody great work David!


I forgot what I cum here for


Tue 22nd Jan 2019 20:23

Not so much I've started so I'll finish


I've finished afore I started these days


Tue 22nd Jan 2019 20:17

It leads to a sore 'end'

sorry could not withdraw in time, end of my rhyme


Tue 22nd Jan 2019 20:14

LOL Sex without end Now is that a portend?


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M.C. Newberry

Tue 22nd Jan 2019 18:35

Let me pose this question -
Which is preferable - assuming being tired has no eternal meaning...
An end without sex - OR
Sex without end? ?

jennifer Malden

Tue 22nd Jan 2019 17:57

Really funny, and very original! Jennifer

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Tue 22nd Jan 2019 17:39

Ten out of ten for originality David; impure speculation. A good example of humour slipping in through verse.


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Dragan Bozilov

Tue 22nd Jan 2019 17:18

Ssssick and awesome! ^^

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