Is there sex after death ?
A fascinating concept
But let's keep the topic formal
Are we talking Necrophilia
Or something Paranormal ?
If you intimate the former
I must caution self-restraint
It's illegal in this country
And I don't know where it ain't
But if you mean the latter
I submit this brief synopsis:
The outcome could be mutual
Between consenting corpses !
Presumably she might have mortgasms?
Jennifer
Very funny. Original subject matter, handled with great humour.
Cheers Kevin
such a brilliant work..
Thanks Don. Perhaps there is still hope for me yet, 'though with my hang-ups I doubt it.
For example, I would rather donate a kidney to a sick pig than have to stand up and recite in front of an audience.
Many years ago one of my limericks came runner-up in an arts literary festival and I was sent an invitation to read it and collect my prize at the forthcoming awards ceremony. I almost shit myself just reading the letter. I wrote back something to the effect that due to my recent bout of Avian flu I was still radio-active. They forwarded the prize by post.
Dave
I know how you feel about posting something controversial or P.U.
You feel anxious about what the comments might be as you scroll down to them. The important thing for me is being unconventional. This is how new ideas emerge. Stick to the safe and one stagnates.
Don
A mutual orgasm between
Two interlocking and both quite dead corpses
Is natural for two, six foot under
Just practising their underground courses ?
Thank you all for the kudos.
I always find it a bit nerve-wracking when I submit something a bit controversial and non P.C.
Dave
Let me pose this question -
Which is preferable - assuming being tired has no eternal meaning...
An end without sex - OR
Sex without end? ?
Really funny, and very original! Jennifer
Ten out of ten for originality David; impure speculation. A good example of humour slipping in through verse.
Ray
Ssssick and awesome! ^^
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Dave Caplan
Thu 24th Jan 2019 21:05
Jennifer you've coined a new word...brilliant.
I will definitely find an excuse to use it.
Gives me a pre-mortgasm just thinking about it !
P.S.
The answer to the age-old question "How was it for you?"
"Rotten."