(York)
St Sampson’s Over 60’s Club
A place I like to be
It’s there I practise amateur
Gynaecology.
I tell them I’m a doctor
“Retired now” I’d say
And book them in appointments
At a rate of 3 a day.
The most of them see through my ruse
But let deception pass
They know this chance to open up
May likely be their last.
Of course, there’s just a one or two
Who my advances snub;
But mostly I enjoy some crack -
In The Over 60’s Club.
Made me giggle, 6 more years and I can join
Thanks MC. The women of the North have other attributes. They are strong enough to pull a plough and can floor a horse with one punch. So if that’s what you want.....
How intriguing when you're older
That behaviour becomes bolder
Disregarding the odd cold shoulder
Or the primly outraged scolder!
But I've heard it said of the north
That its womenfolk love to hold forth!
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It’s York, Martin. But these are my hoes. You find your own possee.
Blimey where is this overs 60's club?
Dirty Gertie - number 30
Tickle Me - 63
Red Raw - 64
Bushy Flue - number 2
Time For Fun - 41
Droopy Drawers - 44
Heaven's Gate - 68
Nearly There - 89
The possibilities are endless, Trev. (Well, ninety, actually).
A whole new slant to "Eyes down" for the over 60s club. ?
To paraphrase Elbow, Po,
Pull “those curtains wide”.
If I get too busy, Kev, you can take one of my slots.
Brian - It’s my public service. Noblesse oblige.
<Deleted User> (18980)
Sun 6th Jan 2019 09:23
Thank God for you John...someone to share the misogyny accusations with.
Do you tell them that even though you're retired, you like to keep your hand in.
I bet you were round there at Christmas for the Knees-up
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John McDonough
Mon 25th Feb 2019 09:03
Made me giggle, 6 more years and I can join