Advice for Nonbelievers

You’re not a believer

And Christmas isn’t for you

But you can enjoy

The festive season, too.

Your whole season

Doesn’t have to be wrecked

Just focus on all the

Commercial aspects.

You don’t have to be spiritual

To enjoy lots of useless tat.

Or flashing lights, tinsel and all that.

And there’s no reason

You can’t have lots of treats, puddings

and sweets, or just an excuse to overeat.

If that’s not your thing,

There’s still plenty of cheer.

Have an eggnog or vodka

Or plenty of beer.

Just be as naughty as you like.

And promise to be better in the new year.


◄ Another Train Song

Christmas Rap ►


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kJ Walker

Mon 24th Dec 2018 08:39

The good folk of this country celebrated at this time of year long before we had Christianity forced upon us. Indeed most of our traditional rituals are more Pagan than Christian.
I'm a nonbeliever, but I'll celebrate just like everybody else.

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Randy Horton

Sun 23rd Dec 2018 20:38

Hahaha. Thanks for those brilliant additions.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 23rd Dec 2018 15:28

Just as having an affection and admiration for art
Doesn't require you to draw or paint to take part! ?

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Brian Maryon

Sun 23rd Dec 2018 11:46

We don't believe in God
and we don't give a sod
We won't take the path to Heaven
The path to the shops is the one we trod

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