I'm Sorry You're Addicted. Signed Rhyme

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I'm trying to read the paper

Distract myself from rhyme

I'm suffering from overload

My paper should work fine


Page 1, page 2, it's working

Not a rhyme in sight

Relaxed I am, unloading

No more rhymic fight


Damn! Page 3, rhyme beckons

Iamb, trochee, gee

Whizz I'm trying to forget you

But rhyme taunts “come do me”


Rhyme it says “You hopeless”

I've caught you out this time

The last three verses I trapped you

I'm sorry, you're addicted


Signed Rhyme


(aka Don Matthews September 2018)


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Don Matthews

Thu 20th Dec 2018 22:47

Brian - unless I've got the wrong place this Milligan looks a shonky character

I hear this scamist Chad Milligan
Is really quite a chump
He tried to change his legal name
To, guess? Sir Donald Trump ?

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 20th Dec 2018 14:28

Don't forget - that all good rhyming
Keeps to its own tick-tock of timing.
Sometimes, I wake up in my bed
With words in tune within my head
And before they play the great escaper
I have to reach for pen and paper.
But inspiration is always attractive
And helps to keep the old brain active! ?

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Brian Maryon

Thu 20th Dec 2018 13:30

Don...try Milligans

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Don Matthews

Thu 20th Dec 2018 11:43

Rhymo, Dymo
Online store
Don't sell kymo

Where can I get
Kymo now Brian?
I've looked everywhere
Sick of tryin'

Stores they just
Look blank at me
Give a titter
Kymo? (see?)

I'm sure it tastes
Very nice
Where do I get it?
Please Brian, advice? ?

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Trevor Alexander

Thu 20th Dec 2018 11:32

No need for you to be conflicted
I tell you as a solemn duty;
there's no disgrace if you're addicted
for rhyming is a thing of beauty

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Brian Maryon

Thu 20th Dec 2018 09:52

Rhymo, dymo
Have a cup of kymo

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