Brian Says Marmite is Superior.

What Nerve!

 

Brian Maryon's made an utterance

I really can't ignore

About our humble Vegemite

Which we down here adore

 

His utterence did come with

Much gusto and great verve

He claims Marmite's superior

To Vegemite – what nerve!

 

What does he base this claim on ?

Perhaps blessed by the Queen ?

Spread on toast for breakfast

“This -ite's the best I've seen”

 

We educate our youth Brian

To all be veggie fed

Continuing tradition

To spread it thick on bread

 

You maybe weren't aware

We have a kiddy sing

To keep them on their veggie track

And not go veggie-wrong

 

Click your mouse on link below

To bring up veggie song

Enter into veggie land

And sing, come sing along

 

We’re happy little Vegemites,
As bright as bright can be!
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch and tea!
Our mummies say we’re growing stronger
Every single week,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
IT PUTS A ROSE IN EVERY CHEEK!

 

You also may not know Brian

That Aussies in UK

Search high and low for Vegemite

And any price they'll pay

 

Let's call our -ites a draw Brian

They're both brown and in jars

They both taste nice and bitey

They're pretty much on par

 

Don Matthews June 2018