My wife ordered a cat

from Amazon

the cat came two days later

the box it came in was okay

but the cat itself was damaged

she called the company

and asked about the return policy

customer service told her

she was out of luck

the cat was fully functional

when they shipped it

therefore the cat

could not be returned

besides they said

who would want

a used cat?



◄ What Ifs And Maybes



Big Sal

Sun 16th Dec 2018 12:14

Well with the right code words and cart of items, you too can order thermite or a Czech flare gun from them!

I'm sure you could find a Russian bride on there too if you threw enough shit together on there.?

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Don Matthews

Sat 15th Dec 2018 21:58

I didn't know that Amazon
Sold animals to you
How do they dk deal with
Deal with transit poo?

Your cat's would be quite miniscule
A dribble in the box
But elephants from Amazon?
Shit! boulders, no not rocks

Don't mock me gentle reader
Amazon's power has grown
The next thing they'll be doing
Is sending 'phants on drones

(Watch out for falling boulders...) ?

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 15th Dec 2018 21:05

Amazon customer service actually answered a call? I bow in
deepest respect to your Missus.
When checked for damage, did the cat say "Me...oww!"?

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jennifer Malden

Sat 15th Dec 2018 19:06

lovely! was it in a gift pack?

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 15th Dec 2018 18:26

Liked this, amusing..?

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