No 1 is that Rees-Mogg

Look! He slavers like a dog

Boris Johnson is at No 2

No 3 his name is
David Davies

They’re all lining up to kick her in this queue.

No 4 is Michael Gove

What a prick, by Jove!

Dominic then follows in this queue

Lining up behind then comes

Motley leftie chums

Strange bedfellows together, them and you.

Queueing up today

To kick Theresa May

Proudly standing with them there is you

Strange company you keep

What you sow you reap

What a sight! A most peculiar queue.