A doctor was having an affair with his nurse,

News was to unfold which would affect his purse.

She told him she was soon to give birth.

Discretion was paramount ,more than his marriage was worth.

Not wanting his wife to know,

To Italy to give birth he made the nurse go.

"But how will I let you know when the baby is born?"

"Send me a postcard with" spaghetti" on it the following morn."

Postcard came,"SPAGHETTI TIMES 4,2 WITH, 2 WITHOUT!"

It worked ,wife didn't have a clue what it was all about..

But the doctor fainted right on the spot,

With the shock of the news he had just got.


◄ Life in a Care home

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Tom Doolan

Thu 11th Oct 2018 15:45

Holy Macaroni Hugh. Nice pasta twist. T ?

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 11th Oct 2018 14:33

When it comes to raising the spirits, it's child's play to Hugh.

<Deleted User> (19836)

Thu 11th Oct 2018 10:06

Great poem! We can always count on you for a giggle! Thanks??

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