Two flies were hovering around looking for something to do.

They both decided to land on some recently excreted dog poo.

They were fortunate that the turnout had not been binned.

One of the flies made a noise and proceeded to pass wind.

"Your bad bottom behaviour ,"said the other,"definitely needs treating,

How dare you pass wind while I am still eating!"

 

Don't give the flies an opportunity to feast and chat,

And the angry  dog warden  to shout,"WHO DID THAT?"

Wrap it up and bin it when your doggy's done a mound

Avoid the fine of leaving it,which is seventy pound.