How to console a poor cook after a catastrophy

Jim had been married to Jane for forty years,

He came home from work one evening and found her in floods of tears.

As a cook she was never a winner.

"It's a disaster",she cried"the cat's eaten your dinner!"

Comforting her Jim said, "Don't worry about that,

Tomorrow my darling I'll get you a new cat."


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Fri 3rd Aug 2018 00:02

don't worry about that-
tomorrow just fix me
the last of that cat!

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 1st Aug 2018 15:23

Another welcome chuckle from this reliable source. I think
the late lamented Les Dawson would approve! Can't say
fairer than that.

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Wed 1st Aug 2018 10:12

Hugh!!!! You are back!!! Where have you been!!! Xxx

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Brian Maryon

Wed 1st Aug 2018 09:48

A catastrophe indeed

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