(My adopted solution to the rabbits I am getting in my garden. For anyone who thinks their meat is made at Tesco's, sanitised and plastic-wrapped. I’ve made one pie already and have two more dead ‘uns in the freezer waiting preparation. I do hope one or two snowflakes are offended by this)

 

Little Rabbit Fou Fou

I don’t want to see you

Dig up new laid lawn

Then hide beneath my shed.

 

Little Rabbit Fou Fou

So it’s time to shoot you

Pellet in your eye-ball

One twitch and then you’re dead.

 

Little Rabbit Fou Fou

Now it’s time to skin you

Starting at your arse ‘ole

Ending at your head.

 

Little Rabbit Fou Fou

Now it’s time to cook you

Taties and with carrots

Till I’m fully fed.

 

Little Rabbit Fou Fou

Now it’s time to eat you

Topped with short crust pastry

Then it’s off to bed.