A computer virus called love
A computer virus called love!
I am loading a virus onto your hard drive and your brain
Its called love and it’ll drive you insane
It’ll set fuse your megabytes together
all your wires will be set on fire
your keyboard keys will implode
your mouse will run off scared
fearing it might explode.
your monitor’s colours will go a funky shade of red or pink
you’ll feel high at times but then you’ll need a stiff drink!
your computer just wont get it
cause love doesn’t make sense
sometimes it’s a joy sometimes it’s a pestilence.
a blot on the landscape of evolution
but sometimes love is sometimes the only solution
to the problems we face
a loving embrace can help us through the day.
love is the virus that makes us all human
I make my case.
But don’t upload it to your computer or it’ll end up in the waste
-bin with other technological things that have been thrown away
so don’t download this virus to your computer o.k!